Monday, October 2, 2017


The Fortune Teller is back through time and space, bending dimensions to bring you the ultimate incarnation of ashes and gold, of glowing future lights and vision, to celebrate Fallen Gods Incarnated 10th Year. Hope you enjoy and good luck finding your match,

- Check Below for Previews, Wisdom of Fortunes winners 
and Additional Chronos integration tattoos and products -

SLURL: to Fallen Gods Inc.
PAGE: Fallen Gods Inc. Decennial Events, Contests & More

Discovery is a Gacha Tattoo Set made to integrate Chronos avatars, you can find them at the Gacha Guardians Event (Slurl)

Additional Chronos Skins are released as Prizes for the Timeless Hunt, to know more check the Info page (Slurl)

Wisdom of Fortune
A Wise Contest for Fallen Intellectuals
This year the Teller had a huge help from the wises of Fallens, the FOrtunes were enriched with dozens of new sayings, quotes and pearls to impress many a visitor and seeker of Chronos. For how much I am grateful and very happy to see such a great amount of participating Wise Sages, I do have to pick the winners. As follows are my favourite quotes with the relative author/teller. Thank you, folks for the fun you gave us in reading those and for people that will play the game, for those that didn't win good luck with a happy match!

Each of the following Sages wins a Chronos avatar without having to go through the supplice of Fate:

Breezy Carver
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint 
“Supervillain" means never having to say you're sorry
Sin Snowfield:
Never tease a one armed midget with a high five.
Fight like you are the 3rd monkey trying to get on Noah's Ark
There is no angry way to say BUBBLES
NullandVoid Resident
God, with a sword, can make a man a king. But a king, with a sword, can only make a man a knight. A knight, with a sword, can make a man a corpse. So... I kind of forgot where I was going there...
When the avalanche has started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Ninjas do wrong to each other sometimes, and in that way, the force of the earth comes around the moon, and at that presence, the dirt, it overshadows the grass, so you like "I can't cut this grass; there's no sun coming through." So in order to enable each other, the two fruits have to look each other in the eye, understand we can only be ripe as the ripe is wrong. You know what I mean? 
Sometimes you drink the milk, sometimes the milk drinks you.
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it.
Cayenne Republic:
Laughter is the language of the Gods. 
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them and pretty soon you have a dozen.
Not everything that counts can be counted and not everything that can be counted counts.
Life is perhaps best regarded as a bad dream between two awakenings.
To succeed in life you need three things: A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. 
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
Da5id Abbot
So a Drow, a Dwarf and a Pixie walk into a bar, and the bartender... oh, wait: I'm supposed to keep it clean. Trust me, though, it was hilarious. You kids have a good day, now!
"Future not found?" Seriously? I need to talk to Alia about the wifi in this place.
May the Force be... What? Copyright? Bugger.
Randall Afarensis
Dongles and Dingles they be, but for you a Dingle and a Dongle may be to much for you to see. Lets check your compatibility.
Liang Scorpio
If you love someone let them go free, if they return to you... they probably left their keys.
Don't fall in love with dreams, fall in love with your waking moments 
Those who can, do... and those who can't hire freelancers.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so always behold the beauty of eyes.
Alexegram Resident
"Never eat anything bigger than your head." - Bernard Kliban (author)
Kandy Viper
The Fortune Teller feels a lot of perturbations around you...
This may give you chills all over the body or even... make you shake like an earthquake....
But please don't be scared... after several decades all will come back to normal... 
You will stop moving and just stand there like a statue....
Unless, you go and kiss a demon looking like a spider... a blackwidow to be more precise ...
So now it's your choice young one... be shakey or be free...
Candicetorra Resident
Priorities must be straight to have happiness. Pizza should always be number one, followed by sex then booze.
Lee Mechanique
A wise oracle shared these words to me: Humans enjoy their roasted turkey as penguins enjoy their fresh-caught fish. Both put great effort into their meal. But only one can lay claim to the wishbone ... which one is truly luckier?
Melyna Foxclaw
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off! - Gloria Steinem
Life has no remote control, you  have to get up and change it yourself
Knowing is not enough, we must apply, willing is not enough, we must do. - Bruce Lee
An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard enough 
Good friends don't let you do stupid shit...alone
Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good!
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a jar of Nutella.
Addler vas Ambar
Gud fortune follows the hooman who throws stix to weffs, and karots to bunlings, but the best of fortunes comes to the verismart hooman who shares KEIK with otters.
Nyree Rain
The total eclipse of the sun has reversed your fortune.  You will fly through the water and swim in the sky.  Walking backwards may help you find your way.
There is a disturbance in the Force.  This is not the Fortune Teller you were searching for.  I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. 
Your lucky color is puce.  Your lucky number is 42.  Your lucky Elder God is Cthulhu.
Dariusz Tenenbaum
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be mad by those who could not hear the music." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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